[Quest Guide] The Path to Spammer.

Subject: [Quest Guide] The Path to Spammer. Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:53 am

Step 1:
This quest begins at the main page of this forum first you need to find the "Register" npc and make an account.

Step 2:
Move to Flame section and start spaming the topics of others until you reach 150 posts flaming is not nececary to progress.
Once you reached 150 posts move back to the main page and that ends the Step 2 of this quest.

Step 3:
enter the spam section and make your own topic about the useless thing comes in mind and keep on spaming ur self with posting images and arguing with emoticons for 350 more post counts.
Once the magic 500 is reached disconnect from the forum if you havent been warned yet via pm.

Step 4:
Check every section of the forum for Swanny and talk with her, she will tell you to go to the screenshot areas and instade of in game l2 screenshots you need to post 25 pornographic pictures with partial nudity.
Caution! you need to have at least one warning from administrator or a moderator after this part is completed to procced. If do so return to swanny and you will recive the Mark of Novice Spamer. Store it to ur quest items tab.

Step 5:
Find Divider and remember that he is spawing randomly in the forum.
Talk with him and he is gonna ask you to visit 5 member proffiles and add them as your Foes and then spam their topics for about 10 spam posts each.
Caution! you need to be flamed at least once for this part to be completed.
When done with all above return to Divider. He will tell you to open your own topic in General discusion about the most useless subject in mind and as usual use the Spam skill to flood the whole topic with ballshit.
Once done you should now have 2 moderator warnings... return to divider and recive Mark of Experianced Spammer.

Step 6:
Now with the Mark of experianced spammer at hand go visit the king of spammers HardStylez now he will accept a chat with you after you show him ur mark.
He will ask of you to flame towards 1 admin and 1 moderator and then beg for forgiveness.
Caution! if they do not forgive you the quest must be restarted from part 5.
If they do forgive you you will recieve the Scroll of forgiveness show that item to Hardstylez and he will give you ur next tast to complete.
Step 6 b:
Move to media and Spam the hell out of any topic in ur eye range! your posts now much reach at least 1000 to complete this part.
After spaming media you need to go to ur proffile and add an offencive signature against some minority because a good spammer is a racist one!
After done so with your posts reached 1000+ and have 3 warnings at hand plus the 2 marks visit hardstylez again
and you will recieve the Mark of Absolute Spammer.
Quest completed.

ATTENTION!!
Now you are able to start your own online Group under the guidance of the legendary Spam Division Team.
More information on the upcoming quest guide! Take care.

PS: I hope nobody takes this seriusly and quest rofl.